You must be interested in Joe Peacock. Why else would you visit his website? I mean, besides a false positive in Google or someone playing a prank on you.

Joe Peacock is a writer. He currently writes for AOLNews and maintains a moderately-well-read blog. He has written two books, Mentally Incontinent (2005) and Mentally Incontinent (2009). They are completely different books. He thought he was clever; naming his books the way Seal named his first two albums. This was not clever. It was confusing, and he will never do it again. You can read both books for free if you wish. The first one is on Google Books, and the second one is available on MentallyIncontinent.com (or, you can buy it on Amazon.com).

Joe just taught the internet how to write, publish and sell a book. This comes on the heels of teaching the internet how to fist-fight. Believe it or not, the two are not dissimilar. Other things that Joe has taught the internet: How To Get A Decent Tattoo, How To Talk To Atheists (If You're Christian), Why Men Fist-Bump and How To Work Out.

Joe's latest blog posts:

- No, I'm Not Coming Out of the Closet.
- "It Could Be Worse..."
- "Should I Quit My Day Job?"
- Why "The Big Bang Theory" Sucks
- The Flame Which Fuels, Consumes

He is also a designer of sorts. He designs Fark.com, and has been designing and developing websites since 1994. He does not maintain a portfolio, and his company, This Is Not Art! Productions, doesn't actually have a website to speak of. But he stays busy nonetheless.

Joe also dabbles in video production, but sucks at it. Nevertheless, he's proud of this video about training to play in the AFL, and this video and this video about ABTTattoo. This is Joe's YouTube channel. You can visit it if you want. No one's stopping you.

Joe owns the world's largest private collection of production art from the film Akira. He's currently exhibiting selections from that art with ToonSeum in Pittsburgh. He just talked at Pixar about the Art of Akira, and that was very neat. He has a full-sleeve tattoo on his left arm based on the film and the manga. The tattoo has won awards. His right-arm tattoo features Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell. He has tattoos on his calf featuring Cerebus and Martha Washington. If you don't know who they are, you're not a comic book geek. If you profess to be a comic book geek and you still don't know who they are, you probably watch The Big Bang Theory and you suck and please leave this site and never come back. Joe's tattoo artist is Todo at ABTTattoo.

If you're looking for a way to contact Joe, this is probably the best information you'll find short of hiring a skip tracer:

Email: joe at joe the peacock dot com
AIM: joethepeacock
GTalk: joethepeacock
Skype: joethepeacock
Facebook: Joe Peacock
Twitter: @JoeThePeacock
LinkedIn: My LinkedIn Thingy

Representation:
Byrd Leavell
Waxman Literary Agency
80 Fifth Avenue, Suite 1101
New York, NY 10011
Phone: 212-675-5556
Fax: 212-675-1381
www.waxmanagency.com

Joe Peacock also wrote and designed this site, so he's completely confused as to why he chose to write in the third person about himself. In fact, he's sick of it, so he's going to stop it right now.